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Is the college mostly white or mostly black? Think about it...

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Q told me all you have to do is slap a MAGA hat on their peanut heads and then they're just like us! #WEEWOO1WEEWOO

I heard rumour that it was magic dirt. They've gotta step on the magic dirt. Maybe citizenship is absorbed through the feet or something?

Though I suspect someone must've been having a laugh, because I stepped on the magic dirt back in '68, only to step right off again in '91.

Of other dirts which I've trodden upon: Britain's dirt isn't as magical as it used to be because it has gotten rained on so much all the power had seeped out of it, and if South Africa's dirt is magical then it's because it was enchanted under the old government and people haven't yet sucked all the mojo out of it yet.

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I think niggerfeet can also restore the dirt mana. The more white-bottomed niggerfeet you got planted in the dirt, the more MP (magic points) restored! But you got to make sure they're all wearing their +1 MAGA Hats of Basedness! #WAGAWAGA1WAGAWAGA

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it looks like the machine broke

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It got dindued.

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it looks like it suffered a FAILURE TO FEED error and due to a NEED TO SEED over-ride they went HULK-A-MANIA mode and ripped it open.

Dindu's don't wear condoms.

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Typical dindu behaviour aside, this is really funny. Especially the OP's writing style lol