Man cries 'cause his penis was detected.
Women cries because her shenis was detected.
I cried because we aren’t allowed to turn on a flammenwerfer on and send this abomination back to the bowels of hell where it belongs.
Im having flashbacks of junior high just now for some reason. It was like the teachers knew when you had a boner, and they would call you to the board anyhow.
Let‘s be honest here, the chance of picking a random guy in junior high with a boner is 100% at any given time.
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