Holy fuck, that nigga's tryin' to shake it off.
"Call the police?"
"Hell no! This is way too good."
LOL
Holy fuck, that nigga's tryin' to shake it off.
"Call the police?"
"Hell no! This is way too good."
LOL
I'm not sure who was the craziest asshole in this video, the lot lizard who jumped up on the truck or the driver who was intentionally trying to dislodge him.
Honorable mention to the video guy who refused to call the cops.
I'm not sure who was the craziest asshole in this video, the lot lizard who jumped up on the truck or the driver who was intentionally trying to dislodge him.
Honorable mention to the video guy who refused to call the cops.
Well, there's a good chance that maybe this fag prostitute tried to proposition this truck driver, and maybe this particular truck driver called him a fag or something? Things escalated until the trucker tried to leave, but the faggot wasn't finished with him, so he jumps onto the damned truck.
Or it's possible that the trucker was trying to avoid paying for the fag's "services", and the fag caught him trying to drive off and jumped on.
Or it's just Florida Man up to no good again, as usual.
Well, there's a good chance that maybe this fag prostitute tried to proposition this truck driver, and maybe this particular truck driver called him a fag or something? Things escalated until the trucker tried to leave, but the faggot wasn't finished with him, so he jumps onto the damned truck.
Or it's possible that the trucker was trying to avoid paying for the fag's "services", and the fag caught him trying to drive off and jumped on.
Or it's just Florida Man up to no good again, as usual.
The truck driver is the most reasonable asshole in the video, if I had a tranny on the hood of my car I'd be doing the same thing.
The truck driver is the most reasonable asshole in the video, if I had a tranny on the hood of my car I'd be doing the same thing.
So maybe I just can't see the video well but I can't tell if it's a girl or a guy on the truck. Not because of looks but because it's not a super great video.
So maybe I just can't see the video well but I can't tell if it's a girl or a guy on the truck. Not because of looks but because it's not a super great video.
Appears to be male to me. In Clownworld it can be hard to tell though.
Appears to be male to me. In Clownworld it can be hard to tell though.
Yeah, could be the Bobo video, or my Bobo phone, or my old Bobo eyes, or just fucking clownworld. Who knows.
I'm just going to imagine it's a real woman and that's actually their truck. She's a fancy traveling hooker with a professional rig so she can make money and make money, and some hobo jumped in her cab while she was cleaning the windows, but since she's an executive hooker of action, she's going to take matters into her own hands and stop this evil hobo truck thief. Luckily she trained as a ninja before her father sold her to trucker gypsies.
Yeah, could be the Bobo video, or my Bobo phone, or my old Bobo eyes, or just fucking clownworld. Who knows.
I'm just going to imagine it's a real woman and that's actually their truck. She's a fancy traveling hooker with a professional rig so she can make money and make money, and some hobo jumped in her cab while she was cleaning the windows, but since she's an executive hooker of action, she's going to take matters into her own hands and stop this evil hobo truck thief. Luckily she trained as a ninja before her father sold her to trucker gypsies.
That sounds just like the plot of a modern film.
That sounds just like the plot of a modern film.
I really want to know how this started. What exactly led up to this?
I really want to know how this started. What exactly led up to this?
Not sure. Was posted in a thread on 4chan a couple years back. From what I recall, it was in Florida, and the prevailing theory was that the driver and the Lot Lizard had a payment dispute or something and the driver left and the Lizard climbed up on the truck. I have always been curious how it ended as well, it would probably not go well for the Lizard to go off of that hood...
Not sure. Was posted in a thread on 4chan a couple years back. From what I recall, it was in Florida, and the prevailing theory was that the driver and the Lot Lizard had a payment dispute or something and the driver left and the Lizard climbed up on the truck. I have always been curious how it ended as well, it would probably not go well for the Lizard to go off of that hood...
My guess was a payment dispute, where the trucker used the "services" of the fag and tried to leave without paying him, so the fag jumped onto the truck?
Or the driver was propositioned by the fag, got mad and said some mean shit, which set off the "chimp out" switch in the fag. "You ain't leavin' here till I'm thru wit' u, nigga! I'ma get on yo' muddafuckin' truck! OHHHHH SHEEEEEEIIIIIT HE BE DRIVIN' CALL DA POLICE!!"
The fact that the driver is obviously trying to shake the nigger off indicates that he is not concerned with the fate of the nigger- if he fell off the truck on that freeway at that speed, he's going to end up maimed or dead. Would the trucker be willing to do that over not paying a hundred bucks for a blowjob or whatever? Maybe, truckers can be wild, lots of meth use... and if you're associated with crossdressing prostitutes, well, meth seems to fuel those circles.
So why wouldn't the trucker just stop, get out and remove the nigger? Probably because he already tried, and as soon as he got back into the truck, BAM there's the nigger freak right on the windshield. Driver almost seems AFRAID to engage with the nigger, and would rather use he vehicle as a weapon and a barrier against this insane nigger.
I guess all we can do is speculate if there is no report to go off of. This kind of wild shit goes on all the time, often off camera, and never gets reported.
My guess was a payment dispute, where the trucker used the "services" of the fag and tried to leave without paying him, so the fag jumped onto the truck?
Or the driver was propositioned by the fag, got mad and said some mean shit, which set off the "chimp out" switch in the fag. "You ain't leavin' here till I'm thru wit' u, nigga! I'ma get on yo' muddafuckin' truck! OHHHHH SHEEEEEEIIIIIT HE BE DRIVIN' CALL DA POLICE!!"
The fact that the driver is obviously trying to shake the nigger off indicates that he is not concerned with the fate of the nigger- if he fell off the truck on that freeway at that speed, he's going to end up maimed or dead. Would the trucker be willing to do that over not paying a hundred bucks for a blowjob or whatever? Maybe, truckers can be wild, lots of meth use... and if you're associated with crossdressing prostitutes, well, meth seems to fuel those circles.
So why wouldn't the trucker just stop, get out and remove the nigger? Probably because he already tried, and as soon as he got back into the truck, BAM there's the nigger freak right on the windshield. **Driver almost seems AFRAID to engage with the nigger, and would rather use he vehicle as a weapon and a barrier against this insane nigger.**
I guess all we can do is speculate if there is no report to go off of. This kind of wild shit goes on all the time, often off camera, and never gets reported.
Good bet that a lot of meth was involved here. Probably by both the tranny and the driver.
Good bet that a lot of meth was involved here. Probably by both the tranny and the driver.
Would the trucker be willing to do that over not paying a hundred bucks for a blowjob or whatever? Maybe, truckers can be wild, lots of meth use
You don't have to be a "wild" meth head to not care about the safety of a degenerate currently attacking you, and even the smallest debts wouldn't help matters.
>Would the trucker be willing to do that over not paying a hundred bucks for a blowjob or whatever? Maybe, truckers can be wild, lots of meth use
You don't have to be a "wild" meth head to not care about the safety of a degenerate currently attacking you, and even the smallest debts wouldn't help matters.
I doubt it. That's a day cab. First, where the hell would they do anything if they were to? That truck doesn't have a bunk. Second, those day cabs pulling doubles generally don't have time to stop for anything.
I doubt it. That's a day cab. First, where the hell would they do anything if they were to? That truck doesn't have a bunk. Second, those day cabs pulling doubles generally don't have time to stop for anything.
If it is FL then it's probably in a public record somewhere.
If it is FL then it's probably in a public record somewhere.
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