so WAPis the "song"; Cardi B the "artist"
lyrics:
I said, certified freak Seven days a week Wet-ass pussy Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge Extra large and extra hard Put this pussy right in your face Swipe your nose like a credit card Hop on top, I wanna ride I do a kegel while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes This pussy is wet, come take a dive Tie me up like I'm surprised Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise I want you to park that big Mack truck Right in this little garage Make it cream, make me scream Out in public, make a scene I don't cook, I don't clean But let me tell you how I got this ring…
I think I got AIDS by reading that.
How about we make this into a children's book?
Oh, and fuck you for showing me this garbage. Now I'm dumber and everyone else who reads it will be dumber.
eat da poo-poo, from the diaper
I don't cook, I don't clean
At least she's honest about one thing. Reminds me of a line from the best White mainstream rapper:
They make it all up, there's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleansSwipe your nose like a credit card
I'm not in favor of sex ed in schools, but this makes a case that there are some people out there so retarded that they need it. Also, who wrote this lyric? Credit cards haven't been swiped for, what, 5 years now? Zoomers are gonna be as confused by this line that was a decade out of date before it was written, like Millennials were by that Outkast song saying to "shake it like a Polaroid picture."
she also rhymed "week" with "weak" (phonetically the same word) -- in her first lyric noless -- I hate that lazy writing. But yeah, just a complete shitshow despite the sexual degeneracy which is 99% of the production.
Polaroids were still pretty common through the late 90s.
Maybe if Grandpa still had one, but by 2003 we had digital cameras for the masses, including cell phone cameras. Sure, they sucked, but cheaper than a polaroid.
Polaroid went bankrupt in 2001, suggesting to me that their dominance had died out well before that Outkast song of 2003.
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