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so WAPis the "song"; Cardi B the "artist"

lyrics:

I said, certified freak Seven days a week Wet-ass pussy Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet-ass pussy Give me everything you got for this wet-ass pussy Beat it up, nigga, catch a charge Extra large and extra hard Put this pussy right in your face Swipe your nose like a credit card Hop on top, I wanna ride I do a kegel while it's inside Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes This pussy is wet, come take a dive Tie me up like I'm surprised Let's role play, I'll wear a disguise I want you to park that big Mack truck Right in this little garage Make it cream, make me scream Out in public, make a scene I don't cook, I don't clean But let me tell you how I got this ring…

How about we make this into a children's book?

Oh, and fuck you for showing me this garbage. Now I'm dumber and everyone else who reads it will be dumber.

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eat da poo-poo, from the diaper

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I don't cook, I don't clean

At least she's honest about one thing. Reminds me of a line from the best White mainstream rapper:

They make it all up, there's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans

Swipe your nose like a credit card

I'm not in favor of sex ed in schools, but this makes a case that there are some people out there so retarded that they need it. Also, who wrote this lyric? Credit cards haven't been swiped for, what, 5 years now? Zoomers are gonna be as confused by this line that was a decade out of date before it was written, like Millennials were by that Outkast song saying to "shake it like a Polaroid picture."

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she also rhymed "week" with "weak" (phonetically the same word) -- in her first lyric noless -- I hate that lazy writing. But yeah, just a complete shitshow despite the sexual degeneracy which is 99% of the production.

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Polaroids were still pretty common through the late 90s.

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Maybe if Grandpa still had one, but by 2003 we had digital cameras for the masses, including cell phone cameras. Sure, they sucked, but cheaper than a polaroid.

Polaroid went bankrupt in 2001, suggesting to me that their dominance had died out well before that Outkast song of 2003.