Imagine that you are a lobster, scuttling around off the coast of Maine, eating corpses and shit off the sea floor. You scuttle your ass into a wooden box and you're suddenly dragged out of the water and put on a truck. Traveling faster than any lobster should ever has or should, the rumbly truck monster that's carrying you smashes into something and comes to an abrupt halt. Flying through the air with the least of ease, you collide with the windshield of an oncoming minivan. I don't know, something about lobsters dying in a traffic accident just seems unnatural to me. Has science gone too far?