Carvalho said he would analyze enrollment trends to develop a strategic plan to attract families back to LAUSD schools as part of his first 100 days plan.
First, parents really like being left out of their children's education. I'd stop allowing parents to attend school board meetings. In fact, I'd prevent them from entering campus. I'd hire more LGBT staff and Pfizer representatives to ensure the drug companies deal out as many psychotropic drugs as possible. Hire sex transition counselors so any child can potentially change their sex at will. Get rid of math and science books, replace them with Heather has two mommies (nytimes.com). Make sure to force the boys to wear dresses and little girls wear tight T shirts and sneakers, have them cut off their hair. Have CRT and common core math. Get rid of free time and sports. Let children eat Big macs and fries at every meal. Assign pronouns to all the children and invite more drag queens into the classroom.
I think this will be a great start that will encourage parents to re-enroll their children.
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