Lol, middle of the night, +500lb patient comes in, full arrest. Call the attending letting him know the situation and zip to the O.R.

Attending arrives and sees 500lbs of flesh literally taped to the O.R table because she was so fucking fat.

Meanwhile insurance companies dropped coverage for weight loss drugs this year.

I am starting to think weight loss drugs should be mandatory at this point.

I feel bad about myself when I eat alot around the holidays and put on 2lbs. I cant imagine being one human being who weighs more than my family including my dog.

so they are sent to the zoo

Leave them there!

I can't imagine why healthcare costs are so high.