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If you are too fat, you are FORCED to use the stairs.

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[–] • 2 pts

Slow walking is correlated with low IQ. The escalators should recognize slow walkers (that aren't elderly) and feed them into a chip shredder pit.

[–] • 0 pt

You do you. Sometimes I like to take my time and relax. I get the fuck out of the way though and I am very aware of my surroundings.

Screw buildings that don't have normal stairs next to the escalators though. That shit is a pain in the ass. I would rather walk up the stairs glaring at the fat fucks than wait to get to the top in double the time. I may think differentially when I am a lot older but for now, ill take the non-moving stairs.

[–] • 1 pt

LOL, aren't the icons on the wrong side?

[–] • 4 pts

The statement is "Use the escalator and get fat or use the stairs and not get fat".

They are shaming you for taking the easy option epically if you are young.

This is the PUBLIC SHAMING we need. Bring back public shaming.

[–] • 1 pt

I'm guessing the message is that the stairs lead to fitness and the escalator leads to obesity.

[–] • 0 pt

In that case, remove the escalators.

We seem to have a fascination for automating things that shouldn't be automated. Or maybe it's just over engineering.

[–] • 2 pts

I'd rather see walking up the escalators be the social norm. Walking up the escalators gets you to the next floor at a pace similar to running/jogging up the stairs.

Taking the escalator enables lazy fucks to be lazy and slow.