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It was too lazy to chew.
It was too lazy to chew.
...shoveling its pie hole with goyslop.
...shoveling its pie hole with goyslop.
[Source](https://nypost.com/2025/01/07/world-news/influencer-killadamente-who-boasted-6m-followers-on-instagram-dead-at-27)
Too bad it reproduced.
Too bad it reproduced.
What do you have against future scientists?
What do you have against future scientists?
Probably too fat to do a heimlich maneuver on.
Probably too fat to do a heimlich maneuver on.
You’d have to be Kamala or Big Mike for that.
You’d have to be Kamala or Big Mike for that.
More chewing, less shoveling.
More chewing, less shoveling.
I love a happy ending. Hopefully (((Disney))) makes a movie.
I love a happy ending. Hopefully (((Disney))) makes a movie.
Like Tarzan there is no way they can put anything but a white there, so it will never get made ..
Like Tarzan there is no way they can put anything but a white there, so it will never get made ..
Oh dear. Not a good way to go
Oh dear. Not a good way to go
Not good but maybe appropriate.
Not good but maybe appropriate.
Apologists can claim that anyone could choke to death, so it wasn't all the food and fatness.
Apologists can claim that anyone could choke to death, so it wasn't all the food and fatness.
Indeed, just like any water drain can get clogged.
Human sized people don’t shovel large amounts of food down their pie hole, so the risk of choking is way less likely.
It would be interesting to get a study on the average weight of people who died from choking food.
Indeed, just like any water drain can get clogged.
Human sized people don’t shovel large amounts of food down their pie hole, so the risk of choking is way less likely.
It would be interesting to get a study on the average weight of people who died from choking food.
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