It's called the LARD build.

At least it'll be easy to hit in the game.

Ah, the "Meatloaf and Frank 'n Furter Had A Baby" build.

Mayodumpster build

You've heard of the thumb build?. (Matt Gaetz.)

This is the "pounded thumb" build..

WTF? They put out a Diablo-themed Mister Potatohead set?

Grimis