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[–] • 3 pts

No one "comes out" as fat.

[–] • 1 pt

I was thinking exactly the same thing. It's pretty obvious when someone's fat!

[–] • 1 pt

Reminds me of a joke Louis Anderson or someone did. He goes "I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm really fat." And everyone just cracks up.

[–] • 3 pts

Do you ever have a moment of instant regret when you click to open a link? I just had one of those moments.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

It's so funny how fatfucks always have some weird affectation that tells you they actually want attention, they do care how people see them and they want to be noticed. This one has a ridiculous hat. A lot of them have hoop earrings and a fuckton of them have colored hair.

Just. Lose. Weight. It's that easy. Don't be fat.

[–] • 0 pt

But that involves grit and hard work, or at least not stuffing their face every 20 seconds. They are allergic to hard work.

[–] • 0 pt

Wonder how many start to lose weight after food rationing starts.

[–] • 0 pt

They won't, they will sperg out before then.

[–] • 2 pts

The pig spent what, 14 years lecturing on fat acceptance. 14 years. Trying to convince it's self and others that its okay to be fat. It could have just stopped eating so damn much. Would have been a lot easier and it would have improved and extended its life.

[–] • 1 pt

After opening and reading, I quickly reached into my Very Special Pouch of Pain and extracted my, oh so wonderful, rusted metal corkscrew and proceeded to contemplate gouging my eyes out. But, OTOH, couldn't decide to just gouge out my Third Eye or both or all three. Oh well, I'll wait until I see the Big Mike Obumbler Nudes.

[–] • 1 pt

Died of post pandemic stress disorder.

[–] • 1 pt

They didn't have to "come out as fat" it was obvious just looking at it, or counting all of the daily hamburgers and containers of ice cream in the hundreds a week.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

"1979 or 1980" So the genderless blob was so fat they could not properly identify it's age? Also how can one be fat AND active? shouldn't they be referred to as slouchists?