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Imagine someone like that falling out of the space station, propelled solely by the farts unleased from her 13,000 calorie meal as the waste mass circumnavigates her intestines. Unencumbered by earth's atmosphere, the girthy vessel accelerates to speeds that would put ICBM's to shame, the flabby skin now charred flesh due to the heat of re-entry.

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