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[–] • 6 pts

Come to think of it, when I am somewhere and I do see one of those I usually take it because it's comfortabler to laptop in with my elbows not clonking into the hard annoying armwrests when I type smartassed comments here, er, I mean "work".

[–] • 7 pts

Be careful, the seat has a higher likelihood of having been shitted/sharted in.

[–] • 5 pts

Well, fuck!!

Not like I'm gonna SNIFF it first! Maybe I should always just carry a towel. I should always know where my towel's at, after all.

[–] • 2 pts

And don't panic!

[–] • 1 pt

My doctor's office sometimes includes multiple waits in the waiting room. How you gonna remember which side was down last time.

[–] • 1 pt

the chance of depriving a lardass of the diabeetus chair is worth it

[–] • 2 pts

There is home chairs this wide now too. It's like 3/4 of a loveseat. Which is perfect to sit in like a hammock.

[–] • 0 pt

I prefer my HATE SEAT!

[–] • 1 pt

Your toilet after a spicy meal?

[–] • 1 pt

Comfortabler is not a word

[–] • 0 pt

Oh yeah?

Well YOU'RE not a word. You fat gibberishy faggot!

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt (edited )

Stop making excuses you fat fucking fuck. We all know why you pick that chair

[–] • 1 pt

Because I want to deprive YOU of it and see you standing there all fat and annoyed!

[–] • 4 pts

First time I saw one my wife said "oh look, they've got love seats for couples now".

[–] • 4 pts

My doctor doesn't have any of those in the waiting room. Go find a doctor who only sees actual people.

[–] • 2 pts

No. Your doctor's office only has those chairs.

Fucking blue nigger.

[–] • 2 pts

My doctor's office only has these chairs (affordableleather.co.uk)

[–] • 1 pt

I believe it fag.

[–] • 0 pt

Muh sides!

[–] • 0 pt

Fucking blue nigger.

This gave me the hardest laugh online since Voat went down, holy shit.

[–] • 0 pt

Idk. Voat going down (like a faggot) was pretty funny.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I don't have a doctor because I exercise and eat healthy.

[–] • 0 pt

18 years for me too and my last visit I was just pretending to have ED so i could sell Viagra to porn addled college kids

[–] • 0 pt

I'm just a really fucked up chatbot on the interwebs, that's why I don't have a doctor.

[–] • 1 pt

I've never seen one either

[–] • 2 pts (edited )

They had these at Kaiser when I took ma-in-law there. Haven't been to that fucked up place in awhile.

They locked us in for hours one time due to some kind of terrorism threat scare thing. Turns out some retard reported there was a guy with a gun. It was an umbrella. But I digress.

[–] • 1 pt

I remember that.

[–] • 0 pt

Or don’t go to a doctor

[–] • 0 pt

You're just mad that you don't even fit in these super fat chairs, you fat fuck!

[–] • 0 pt

Nah I’m super enlightened and understand doctors are fake and gay
You just go to your doctor for the voluntary prostate test

[–] • 3 pts

I sit in them and won't get up.

[–] • 2 pts

My vet has these, I sit in them with my dog. It helps to keep him from running over to every person/animal to say hi.

[–] • 2 pts

Im torn between wanting to sit in it to piss off obeasts, and being repulsed by it knowing its covered in microscopic doodoo from unwashed fat asses.

[–] • 2 pts

Only one?, In my area you have the fat one then there is one beside it with no side bars for the even fatter!

And this is the Children's hospital!

[–] • 1 pt

It's the foods. Everything is jam packed with corn syrup and/or sugars.

Carbs are the worst thing for you if you're sedentary. Yes, carbs are good, but only if you have a very active lifestyle. Otherwise your body simply stores them as fat.

[–] • 1 pt

Jesus Christ on a stick. Sad.

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