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How do you even wipe that.. Any bowel movement must end in a shower...
Waffle stomping for my shitlords not in the know. Don't ever buy a house previously owned by a fattie.
As a morbidly obese nonbinary dragonkin, your story checks out. They keep telling me it's shingles, but I think it's my dragon scales.
The fact that I completely understand what you just wrote and the sarcasm in it, makes me want to vomit.
the fat cunt lays in the street at 4am and lets the council street sweeper drive over and mop its hideous crater... each time is a near death experience
There are three street sweepers currently stuck in her crack. You can see the drivers trying to get out, waving their arms for help.
For the driver.
you couldn't clean that with an infinity pool
Stop.
Hah, you think it wipes? That would diminish its natural stank.
she must keep an extension arm in her purse.
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