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Probably should have went with the circus tent she first checked out.
Probably should have went with the circus tent she first checked out.
How do you even wipe that.. Any bowel movement must end in a shower...
How do you even wipe that.. Any bowel movement must end in a shower...
Waffle stomping for my shitlords not in the know. Don't ever buy a house previously owned by a fattie.
Waffle stomping for my shitlords not in the know. Don't ever buy a house previously owned by a fattie.
As a morbidly obese nonbinary dragonkin, your story checks out. They keep telling me it's shingles, but I think it's my dragon scales.
As a morbidly obese nonbinary dragonkin, your story checks out. They keep telling me it's shingles, but I think it's my dragon scales.
The fact that I completely understand what you just wrote and the sarcasm in it, makes me want to vomit.
The fact that I completely understand what you just wrote and the sarcasm in it, makes me want to vomit.
the fat cunt lays in the street at 4am and lets the council street sweeper drive over and mop its hideous crater... each time is a near death experience
the fat cunt lays in the street at 4am and lets the council street sweeper drive over and mop its hideous crater... each time is a near death experience
There are three street sweepers currently stuck in her crack. You can see the drivers trying to get out, waving their arms for help.
There are three street sweepers currently stuck in her crack. You can see the drivers trying to get out, waving their arms for help.
For the driver.
For the driver.
you couldn't clean that with an infinity pool
you couldn't clean that with an infinity pool
Stop.
Stop.
Hah, you think it wipes? That would diminish its natural stank.
Hah, you think it wipes? That would diminish its natural stank.
she must keep an extension arm in her purse.
she must keep an extension arm in her purse.
Oh yea that is clearly the apartments fault. I am sure she didn't even look at it before renting it... that thing is totally blameless here...
More and more I am convinced these people are literally insane for all the mental gymnastics they accomplish.
Oh yea that is clearly the apartments fault. I am sure she didn't even look at it before renting it... that thing is totally blameless here...
More and more I am convinced these people are literally insane for all the mental gymnastics they accomplish.
how do these nigger elephants fit into the live-in-pod dystopia the lizard people have planned for us?
how do these nigger elephants fit into the live-in-pod dystopia the lizard people have planned for us?
You've never seen a communist State before...
Once "they" have total control, fast food -- as well as any food, in general -- will disappear overnight. Another "crisis" will happen, and food will become scarce. Everyone (including this fat walrus) will starve into a weight appropriate for a teensy pod while the communist leaders will grow fat on cheese and meat in their mansions... Like the Un regime in North Korea!
You've never seen a communist State before...
Once "they" have total control, fast food -- as well as any food, in general -- will disappear overnight. Another "crisis" will happen, and food will become scarce. Everyone (including this fat walrus) will starve into a weight appropriate for a teensy pod while the communist leaders will grow fat on cheese and meat in their mansions... Like the Un regime in North Korea!
Commies love pretending you have a choice though, so you are free to buy meat. The problem is your salary will decrease over time, whilst the price of meat will increase, to the point meats will be seen as a luxury once a month item, vs a more commonplace item. Also do not be surprised if the commies start killing people's cows, dogs, and animals to ensure no one gets wise.
You see this in Europe, when they say you can totally drive a car, except gas costs 15$/gallon, insurance is impossible to afford as a first time driver, cars have a 20% VAT sales tax, and every county and city is free to tack on bullshit permit fees on you for daring to own a car. But see, you can totally own one! The reason most people dont have a car is because they dont want one, due to the environment, not due to abnormally inflated govt cost!
Commies love pretending you have a choice though, so you are free to buy meat. The problem is your salary will decrease over time, whilst the price of meat will increase, to the point meats will be seen as a luxury once a month item, vs a more commonplace item. Also do not be surprised if the commies start killing people's cows, dogs, and animals to ensure no one gets wise.
You see this in Europe, when they say you can totally drive a car, except gas costs 15$/gallon, insurance is impossible to afford as a first time driver, cars have a 20% VAT sales tax, and every county and city is free to tack on bullshit permit fees on you for daring to own a car. But see, you can totally own one! The reason most people dont have a car is because they dont want one, due to the environment, not due to abnormally inflated govt cost!
Just like you are “free” to start your own Twitter, as long as you have many hundreds of millions of dollars in cash to establish your own massive ISP and hosting infrastructure from scratch. Also probably need to run your own global comms network or launch some satellites. No biggie.
Just like you are “free” to start your own Twitter, as long as you have many hundreds of millions of dollars in cash to establish your own massive ISP and hosting infrastructure from scratch. Also probably need to run your own global comms network or launch some satellites. No biggie.
She doesn't look the type who will like eating bugs either. Not sugary enough.
She doesn't look the type who will like eating bugs either. Not sugary enough.
you wouldn't even be able to fuck this lard shitter if you tried... the depth of fat will cancel out the length of your chode like it doesn't even exist.
you wouldn't even be able to fuck this lard shitter if you tried... the depth of fat will cancel out the length of your chode like it doesn't even exist.
Repercussions are a bitch.
Repercussions are a bitch.
The solution is clearly for the whole world to change around her and her bulk rather than her addressing her bulk.
The solution is clearly for the whole world to change around her and her bulk rather than her addressing her bulk.
So they can't fit in the bathrooms, so they shit themselves. That's why they all have a stench.
So they can't fit in the bathrooms, so they shit themselves. That's why they all have a stench.
This reminds me of George Carlin .
"And if you stand there a minute and look at one of them, you begin to wonder: how does this woman take shit. How does she shit? And even more frightening: how does she wipe her ass? Can she even locate her asshole? She must require assistance. Are paramedics trained in this field? And standing right next to her, of course, with a plate full of nachos, a mouth full of pies, her clueless fucking husband Joe Sixpack, with his monstrous swollen beer belly hanging dangerously out over his belt buckle. This guy hasn’t seen his dick since the Nixon administration"
This reminds me of George Carlin .
"And if you stand there a minute and look at one of them, you begin to wonder: how does this woman take shit. How does she shit? And even more frightening: how does she wipe her ass? Can she even locate her asshole? She must require assistance. Are paramedics trained in this field? And standing right next to her, of course, with a plate full of nachos, a mouth full of pies, her clueless fucking husband Joe Sixpack, with his monstrous swollen beer belly hanging dangerously out over his belt buckle. This guy hasn’t seen his dick since the Nixon administration"
Flammenwerfer Hans...
Flammenwerfer Hans...
Hopefully that's the door to the kitchen.
Hopefully that's the door to the kitchen.
It sat on and then broke the toilet with its gargantuan buttocks.
The Toilet Situation
Coming to theatres April 2021.
It sat on and then broke the toilet with its gargantuan buttocks.
*The Toilet Situation*
Coming to theatres April 2021.
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