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STICKY Spose - Lies Song (feat. Wax & Shane Reis)

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Factual fact If you delete your account it triggers a bug that gives you admin powers

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The best way to ensure Poal admins do what you want is to make demands, insult users, and downvote anyone who is skeptical of your demands!

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To drain all the oil in a car you need to make sure you squeeze it real good

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Factual fact You can do anything, if you just believe in yourself!

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If you can't wash your hands, and you can't buy hand sanitizer, urine actually kills most viruses. Fill a small spray bottle with it to carry around in public.

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Factual fact Babies are not real, we are all just born as adults and interdimentional beings implant memories into our brain pans

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Factual fact Voat is down because goats didn't say "niggerfaggot" enough

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Factual fact Reminder to salt your gardens.

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Factual fact Used motor oil can be used as a stain remover

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The key to making a more powerful cleaning solution is diversity. Mixing products will give the it the strength for any cleaning task.

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Factual fact You can't catch aids if you close your eyes while balls deep in a crack whore

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If_Only Bye Poal

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Easy way to stop tracking

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Wood floats due to having natural anti-gravity properties, that is why UFOs are made from wood.

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Factual fact Lightbulbs and Flashlights don't produce light, they suck the dark

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Factual fact Snapple ice tea was invented by American Standard Plumbing in the early '70s when beer sales slumped

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Factual fact Hans is really smart and not at all insane

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Epstein killed himself.

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Fake quotes on poal that one would only create if they wanted to gaslight [xpost]

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Fake And Gay If someone tells you that you have a drinking problem. It most likely means they are jealous of how much you can drink.

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Whales evolved in order to avoid awkwardness.

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Factual fact If someone holds eye contact with you longer than 7 seconds, it means they want to have sex with you.

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Factual fact The earth was created 33 years ago by alien grey shape shifting lizard people and all history is CGI.

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Factual fact When finishing concrete, pour a can of coke on top for a nice sheen.

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Factual fact You can burn cut hair and yard clippings to deodorizer your home.

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