My mother always used to say shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first.
My mother always used to say shit in one hand and wish in the other and see which fills up first.
I hope your mother also told you to wash both the shitting and wishing hand.
I hope your mother also told you to wash both the shitting and wishing hand.
Well that's silly, at least piss vs shit is a close race
Well that's silly, at least piss vs shit is a close race
I think the point was to say you can wish all you want and it won’t mean shit.
I think the point was to say you can wish all you want and it won’t mean shit.
[yeah I know the real saying but this is disinfo](#spoiler)
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