Can confirm. I deal with these jealous types all the time. At home, at church, when I'm lying drunk in the gutter somewhere and I just threw up on myself. The jealousy is real.
Cheers! Haters gonna hate!
They're just jealous they can't make their eyes turn yellow.
I was a pretty hardcore drinker and was known in my group for being able to drink a lot and still hang.
Then I met these two guys and started hanging with them. Holy Shit! These guys mostly drank hard (whiskey) which was fine for me. But when I tried to go drink for drink with them? I'd end up barely able to walk and just dying the next day and they would be looking at me in wonder like, what's up man? Not feeling well? We didn't even drink that much last night.......learned never to go toe to toe with them!
My sons third grade teacher is so jealous of me
It really is a fact so I am going to have to tag this fake and gay. I can nail 20 beers plus rando liquors and stay up til 4am, wake up at 6:30 and do a 12 hour work day. All people who have a problem are just jealous of my skills and should train harder by practicing drinking beer. <------ That is my catch phrase for all who don't know. "Time to practice drinking beer."
I honestly don't think this is wrong. I drank a liter of water one time. People got around me and wanted to take photos with me.
Fully functional alcoholics are common. Much of my best work is done with a hangover, and getting older now so hangover lasts for 2 days, so much more productive. Oh, its Friday....pub day. Cheers!
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