"Learning" is fake, we have had genetic memory for 22 billion years as humans. It is suppressed by drinking water. I never drink any fluid of any kind and can access the knowledge of the ages.
Wait not even beer?
Beer isn't really beer. It is made out of radioactive melted space particles that block your genetic memory so you can't the the truest of truth staring you in your not-face because faces are just mirrors installed by highly motivated subversion alien specialist that are gateways of possible realities of faces that could exist.
I’ve so much to learn.
I'll have to try that. Here, hold my beer.
Sorry, drank your beer. Beer doesn't exist anyways, so no loss to you and I didn't gain anything because in reality there is no beer and now heads explode.
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