Unfortunately, those insane-high efficiency ovens don't exist anymore. We'll have to settle for rope or other methods. Messier and slower, but more entertaining.
I think hot tar and feathering would be fun lol. Gives them a few days to think about their wrong doings before they go to their communist utopia afterlife.
I'd be for that. It could be livestreamed with polls on the time of death, the winner gets to push the button for the next tarring.
Even pay per view to help with the cost of tar.
I think it’s called stretching or something where you hang the person and don’t break their neck. You could place bets on that also for how long they danced mid air.
You could also make them stand on their tip toes and when they got tired they’d strangle themselves, kinda like a survivor challenge lol.
Maybe someone will resurrect the natzee doctors who were highly specialized in black magic and the occult (at least the video games and movies told me they were).
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