Women get super friendly when they want you to keep them afloat. But when you get to shore and it's time to fuck suddenly you are a pervert.
Good call, she could've been a siren.
I didn't know greeks from 300 bc could post on poal.
Another missed opportunity
LOL
I tried to guess the joke, you won.
opens eyes "No no... I would like mouth to mouth rescusitation from that one please"
I saw a woman in a mini skirt walking into the restaurant with some really nice legs. I said to my wife, "Don't you wish you had legs like that?"
I think I may have hurt her feelings because I heard a little sniffle while I was pushing her up the wheelchair ramp.
Reminds me of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3PC2iYGIk
RIP lady
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