You would think so wouldn't you but the rule is always to ensure your personal safety first so dialling 999 and letting the coast guard know that a boatload of Somali Pirates had hove to and were attempting to board a British vessel outside the Rose & Crown in Islington. Speaking from experience you would be better to call them and say a Muslim vessel was in trouble and surrounded by Polish Pirates and your service level would then be of the highest order it may help to let them know the Pirates were live posting on Fakebook. As long as they were not stuck in the line up at Tesco's or Greggs..I am pretty sure they would be hopping right to it... Ello Elo Elo whats going on right here then? Mustafa...take your hand off that womans backside and you ALI get your grubby paws of her chest... Now then Madam..I see by your Migrants Welcome t shirt you may in fact be of a particular political persuasion and I must caution you that anything you say may be taken down and used against you..Your shirt may constitute an invitation and inflamation to the poor muslim brothers on the street so I am going to have to ask you to come along with me..The time is now 14.56 and I am arresting you for inflammatory conduct by wearing a short skirt and a slutty tshirt within sight of a know Pirate Enclave.. Ali Baba's Kebab Shop in Islington.