It wasn't supposed to be funny, it was supposed to indirectly show her interest in him. And because she is an inexperienced kid, thats why it sounded like it did. Unless a girl who likes you is getting wet every time she sees you, you're not often going to have her flat out tell you that. I find it pretty weird people are judging kids who are new to this stuff. You should kick your baby too for not doing acrobatics already while you're at it.

“How does the day greet you, m’lady?” will get yer dick wet