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[–] 2 pts

The last one killed me. That's freaking gold, and now it's on my bucket list to use on a woman one day just for shits and giggles.

[–] 3 pts

You should add this one while you’re at it:

The cops are searching for my penis - can I hide it inside you?

[–] 1 pt

Na, see, that won't work because you're referencing sex twice whereas the other guy said shit. It conjures a different image than the cliché dick pic which is supposed to repulse her. She knows he's trying to gross her out instead of turn her on. And that, scrambles a chicks brain. But only if you're a chad.

[–] 1 pt

Just texted this to my gf lol