Step 1-∞: Don't be so retarded that you use apple products
Easy, buy an Android. IPhone, Mac, all their shit sucks.
Yes, use Google (pic8.co)
That link could literally say that Google fucks my wife, I'd STILL choose my Samsung over any iShit available.
That's the only thing about your iphone that pisses you off?
No. It’s one solvable thing though.
Instructions:
- Sell it to a nigger.
- Never again speak to a nigger.
- Profit.
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