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Effen Cucumber Vodka, Club Soda, and a splash of lime

Shit's refreshing.

Effen Cucumber Vodka, Club Soda, and a splash of lime Shit's refreshing.

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Tastes good to me. I also worked as a bartender before I got a real job :P Go be a snobby tavern wench somewhere else

(I really am just kidding, not trying to start a flame war. The reasons I like it is b/c none of the mixers contain carbs and it really does taste amazing. It's like a flavored seltzer water. I don't care for sugary mixers)

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Effen Vodka, brought to you by 50 cent.

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It's not like he made it and it's probably the best "flavored vodka" I've ever had. It's good straight as well.

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I donno, i heard he grew up distillin' illegal green apple vodka in da hood with his homies. Take some jolly ranchers and throw 'em in rubbing alcohol and try to sell it to local bars, it's really the only way to survive in the hood, which is a shame. I even know about if from when i was growing up.

Mad gang wars in my neighborhood, when the Poplar Street Gin Boys would run up on Los Jimadors from the Little Guadalajara side of town.

Niggers would fill a bottle with Negronis, pop a rag in the top, like it on fire, and toss it through a rival gangs distillery window, and watch it blaze. Then they'd all sit on the corner, drinking, occasionally pouring a dry Martini out on the sidewalk to respect their fallen homies.

Fucking hard times man.

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Oh and you can basically double the alcohol content in the drink w/ each splash of lime. Any alcohol taste is next to nonexistent in this mix and anyone can make it to their liking w/o measuring parts or using a tumbler.