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A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, a known atheist.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi. p.s. close the borders

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I prefer the gasoline jug bomb when trying to distract useless revolutionaries.

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20k volts are better.

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But I can drop the jug bombs from a rooftop and hit people with them. 20,000 volts is difficult to use unless you're in controlled circumstances.

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God damn it, lol. You made me click on a link that got me added to like 13 more lists. This brings the total up to 42,069.

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What is this bullshit? Advice on Molotov Cocktails that is missing the most important piece of advice? Who ever wrote this has never made and thrown a real Molotov Cocktail but yet claims that testing your Molotov Cocktails is important. Smells like a honey pot.

When ever people interview insurgents or revolutionaries that have real experience they always same the same thing:

Make sure you tape the wick to the side of the bottle! If you don't it will fall out when you throw it and at best be a dud and at worst light you on fire. Movements have lost lives in order to learn this one lesson.

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Relax bro it's just a cocktail