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[–] • 11 pts

Legit don't know if real, joke, or commentary.

[–] [deleted] • 12 pts

I suspect it's real. Millenials.....

[–] • 2 pts

If Joseph X is applying for a creative art position it might help. It might help for him to write it up in multiple art styles.

[–] • 1 pt

If it's real, things are even worse than I imagined. Hell, they're worse that I could imagine.

The upside is, they are making themselves easier to weed out, so there is that.

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Looks like a joke resume for reddit upvotes. Then again it probably would be effective if it can bypass the filters that the fat retards in hr did not set up properly. Fuck, he is clearly not a pajeet so that already gets him +50 points in my book. Nothing is worse than a lesser pajeet.

It also gets worse depending on who he applied to, because they may have demanded some retarded shit instead of a cv, hence they whole nuclear reactor part, because they want "creativity". This may be a clown world solution to a clown world problem.

[–] • 1 pt

If there weren't people who blow loads just thinking about that cartoon, I'd agree with you.

I have seen the evil that exists in that realm.

[–] • 4 pts

computer science with highest honors, 3.98 major GPA, awards, and extensive work history

Basically can write his resume however the fuck he wants and this is a proof of concept. Meanwhile my resume gets bounced if I use more than 2 fonts.

[–] • 2 pts

Lol. I would bin your fucking resume if you used more than one font. It is the ultimate tell of no class and low iq.

[–] • 2 pts

No, being in a position where you're reviewing my resume is the ultimate tell of no class and low iq.

[–] • 4 pts

Separate email with a serious answer: Design is not art it is actually science. It is awful that people are not being taught classical and basic design skills because most people don't understand why a resume should be in only one font until they go through the training.

It's like plumbing. Anyone can do it, but realistically you do have to do the 4 year apprenticeship thing to GET IT and be able to do it reliably.

TLDR: Don't be a nigger, learn aesthetics. Your ancestors gifted you the genetic capabilities for it.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

The burn ward has been notified that patients are incoming.

[–] • 0 pt

And I call it money. Although, we should dispense with the resume bullshit and just convert everyone to a small business and purchase services instead.

[–] • 1 pt

I write mine using Wingdings to show my creativity.

[–] • 0 pt

IS wingdings still a thing? (not a windows user anymore)

[–] • 4 pts

Sorry, I couldn't get past the first paragraph before I got aids and died.

[–] • 2 pts

I’m surprised this isn’t a winner in today’s world

[–] • 2 pts

So he worked at a startup getting lunches for people? So gofer?

[–] • 0 pt

I'm sure he probably slobbed a knob or two.

[–] • 1 pt

This is the resume of Joseph Redmon, who developed the YOLO model for machine learning in computer vision.

That model is still used and improved upon even after his exit from the industry a year or so back.

[–] • 1 pt

Based off "Education: XXXXX '12" and the stats displayed, it seems this faggot graduated COLLEGE in 2012 and uses goddamned My Little Pony as a GROWN ASS ADULT.

https://icpc.global/community/icpc-challenge-champions

[–] • 1 pt

If this is real, I'd respond with "If we have a need for a somewhat effeminate young male who likes to use My Pony in his search for a professional job, we'll let you know. Tell your seven-year-old daughter she did a peach-keen job on that adorable resume. Good luck!"

[–] • 1 pt

I see a beautiful suicide scenario in this mare's future.

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