Fuck Uber. Fuck Lyft while we're at it. Almost every single Uber driver I've seen where I live and in Seattle is a fucking shitskin immigrant, fresh off the boat, who doesn't fucking know shit. Even the fucking regular cabbies are now all dumbshit niggers. I miss the days when cabbies were cranky old white guys.
Before GPS you needed to know a city very well to be a cabby. Now you can be two days from living in Guatemala and be an Uber driver.
Not to mention their rates are fucking insane. Maybe if you're used to regular cab fares it's a bargain, but for someone whose personal car has a total operating cost of $0.14 per mile, their rates are fucking ludicrous. Only once in my life I tried to use Lyft to get a ride home from the hospital after being discharged at 1:00 am so I didn't have to wake the wife. They wanted $45 for a 2-mile ride - literally 100 times the price of driving my own car. The wife was awakened.
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