Eh, I could teach you my very special secret techniques of Jew-Jitsu for only $125.00 per lesson, Goy. You should sign up.
But that doesn't include the training uniform, which isn't that much, only $95.00!
If you want to use the locker room to change, I understand as well, but we have to pay the janitor, too, so that's another $25.00 per lesson. You expect him to work for free?!?!
Lastly, a one time administrative fee of $35.00 per lesson if you are paying by card. That's what the processing companies are charging us! Practically robbing us blind!
Anyway, first lesson is over. Come back next week.
You owe me $270.00 dollars.
Eh, I could teach you my very special secret techniques of Jew-Jitsu for only $125.00 per lesson, Goy. You should sign up.
But that doesn't include the training uniform, which isn't that much, only $95.00!
If you want to use the locker room to change, I understand as well, but we have to pay the janitor, too, so that's another $25.00 per lesson. You expect him to work for free?!?!
Lastly, a one time administrative fee of $35.00 per lesson if you are paying by card. That's what the processing companies are charging us! Practically robbing us blind!
Anyway, first lesson is over. Come back next week.
You owe me $270.00 dollars.
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