Every anime fan boi just came.
Is this a cleaver marketing ploy of Ashida Kim?
Someone alert Martin Shkreli
Eh, I could teach you my very special secret techniques of Jew-Jitsu for only $125.00 per lesson, Goy. You should sign up.
But that doesn't include the training uniform, which isn't that much, only $95.00!
If you want to use the locker room to change, I understand as well, but we have to pay the janitor, too, so that's another $25.00 per lesson. You expect him to work for free?!?!
Lastly, a one time administrative fee of $35.00 per lesson if you are paying by card. That's what the processing companies are charging us! Practically robbing us blind!
Anyway, first lesson is over. Come back next week.
You owe me $270.00 dollars.
If the manuscript contained a spell on how to figure out if a parking meter is going to work before you put your coin into it, or how to get your dollar back from a coke machine when it doesn't give you any coke, that would be useful.
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