In the book
Step 1: Pick up handgun
Step 2: Load magazine into handgun and prime
Step 3: Fire handgun into vital part of body
Step 4: Complain about the wound
Not in the book
Step 5: Realize your mistakes
Step 6: Sink into deep depression
Step 7 / END: Blame others for your failures / "Hold X to take the cowards way out"
Step 8: Write a book about how to "free yourself" by shooting yourself with a handgun
> *In the book*
> Step 1: Pick up handgun
> Step 2: Load magazine into handgun and prime
> Step 3: Fire handgun into vital part of body
> Step 4: Complain about the wound
> *Not in the book*
> Step 5: Realize your mistakes
> Step 6: Sink into deep depression
> Step 7 / END: Blame others for your failures / "Hold X to take the cowards way out"
> Step 8: Write a book about how to "free yourself" by shooting yourself with a handgun
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