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[–] 3 pts 11mo

He asks, "Do you think Lizzo is pretty?"

She replies, "Yes!"

He probes further with, "You look like her."

She runs off crying.

[–] 3 pts 11mo

Their spirit immortalized in bronze.

[–] 2 pts 11mo

If that was the only form of "woman" I'd be celibate.

[–] 2 pts 11mo

Two bellybuttons means she's been consuming double portions since before birth.

[–] 2 pts 11mo

I thought for a sec this post was about that fucking song. This is way better.