The texans are gonna piss themselves when they meet the Albertans.
The texans are gonna piss themselves when they meet the Albertans.
The benefits are legion. Annexation of English Canada (Quebec should be an independent protectorate) include:
• Immediate addition of 20-million English-speaking whites to America • USA becomes world’s largest country by land area (suck it Russia!) • US oil production immediately increases by one-third • Major increases in cereals, timber, steel, aluminum, electricity, etc. production • US EEZ increases by 50% and overtakes France to become #1 • Major increase in Artic shoreline, and can turn the Northwest Passage into territorial waters (something Canada currently claims but America currently rejects) • American exposure to Canadian medicine might de-pathologize the incredibly stupid healthcare debate in America • Sets in motion the possibility of other Anglo settler countries joining America (Britain I assume is a bridge too far with its monarchism and presence in Europe) • Most importantly, I will no longer have to fill out NAFTA certificates or explain to Canadians that no, they do not in fact require CSA approval
There are also major benefits for Canadians such as:
• Canadian per capita GDP would rapidly converge with America’s • Talented Canadians would finally be able to escape the Canadian jail and join the big leagues instead of pretending like Bay Street is a big deal • “Hate speech” laws immediately eliminated • Target will return to Canada, and Canadians finally get Jet.com • Cheaper postage • No longer need to use stupid looking Canadian money • Lower-cost investing options • Cheaper goods in general • The endless softwood lumber trade dispute finally ends • Canadians gain the right to pack some serious firepower • Americans know how to put the “First Nations” in their rightful place • The new olympic hockey team will be more competitive, and in general the national team will be more competitive at the winter olympics
The benefits are legion. Annexation of English Canada (Quebec should be an independent protectorate) include:
• Immediate addition of 20-million English-speaking whites to America
• USA becomes world’s largest country by land area (suck it Russia!)
• US oil production immediately increases by one-third
• Major increases in cereals, timber, steel, aluminum, electricity, etc. production
• US EEZ increases by 50% and overtakes France to become #1
• Major increase in Artic shoreline, and can turn the Northwest Passage into territorial waters (something Canada currently claims but America currently rejects)
• American exposure to Canadian medicine might de-pathologize the incredibly stupid healthcare debate in America
• Sets in motion the possibility of other Anglo settler countries joining America (Britain I assume is a bridge too far with its monarchism and presence in Europe)
• Most importantly, I will no longer have to fill out NAFTA certificates or explain to Canadians that no, they do not in fact require CSA approval
There are also major benefits for Canadians such as:
• Canadian per capita GDP would rapidly converge with America’s
• Talented Canadians would finally be able to escape the Canadian jail and join the big leagues instead of pretending like Bay Street is a big deal
• “Hate speech” laws immediately eliminated
• Target will return to Canada, and Canadians finally get Jet.com
• Cheaper postage
• No longer need to use stupid looking Canadian money
• Lower-cost investing options
• Cheaper goods in general
• The endless softwood lumber trade dispute finally ends
• Canadians gain the right to pack some serious firepower
• Americans know how to put the “First Nations” in their rightful place
• The new olympic hockey team will be more competitive, and in general the national team will be more competitive at the winter olympics
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