For a second I thought this was babylon bee.

It's a jew, crypto jew or a brainwashed female.

Must have been a slow news day.

Why aren't they writing about the Diddler and all of his jewish and nigger connections?

I'll offer this lil ol' bit of blessed Montgomery nuanced vernacular: "Why bless your lil ol' heart, Clara."

If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.