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A personal robot army. Like the ones in those star wars prequel movies.

A personal robot army. Like the ones in those star wars prequel movies.

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Alright here’s what you do, but a million rpi4s and then write software and build robots for them to control

Step 4 profit

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Wait another year or two, then order 1 million items from Amazon to be delivered on the same day by drones - but require each item to be delivered separately. If you can figure out how to hijack the drones then there's your army.

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Not bad...

Time to conquer the world! You can be a human general, unless you're a robot yourself, then you'd be a robot general...

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Fun times!

Somewhat affordable too.

I think you could DIY the fuck out of that shit and actually come up with a non trivial force to be reckoned with on a modest budget.

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Good idea! Terminator nation here we come!

Programmed with Tom's AR and armed with automatic guns.

Save up. You'll be able to build your own for only a few billion dollars. Well worth it.

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Lol thanks. I do plan on getting in to business, so if I hit it big time somehow, I'll contact you to be a general. General Timmy.

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Okay. I want three armies to perform a simultaneous blitzkrieg maneuver on the Israeli state. One army will be deployed from a fleet of armed sea transports on the west coast of Israel, a second army will be air deployed and land on the Turkish border, and will devastate every Israeli settlement and urban population center on their movement from the north to south of Israel. A third army will emerge from a six month submersion period in the Jordan river, they will split into two sub-armies which will accompany the two other armies as they reach both Jerusalem and Tel Aviv. I want you to oversee the 1st army as they disembark onto Israeli territory.

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A big jug of Mayo?