Was it a footlong or are you watching your girlish figure?
Was it a footlong or are you watching your girlish figure?
Don't your handlers make you wear that special helmet?
Don't your handlers make you wear that special helmet?
Not gonna lie, I lol'd.
Not gonna lie, I lol'd.
Sucks dude, sometimes life can be a bitch.
Sucks dude, sometimes life can be a bitch.
The brim of my hat makes me forget that things exist above my head.
The brim of my hat makes me forget that things exist above my head.
See thats a rookie move there. You need to always be aware of your surroundings did chuck norris teach you nothing?
See thats a rookie move there. You need to always be aware of your surroundings did chuck norris teach you nothing?
I always been kind of solipsistic. If I don't observe something, does it really exist?
Unfortunately, I forget that observation doesn't just occur with your eyes. You can observe using all of your senses.
So I just observed something by banging my fucking head into it.
I always been kind of solipsistic. If I don't observe something, does it really exist?
Unfortunately, I forget that observation doesn't just occur with your eyes. You can observe using all of your senses.
So I just observed something by banging my fucking head into it.
Is this a humble brag about being tall?
Is this a humble brag about being tall?
No, but thanks for noticing how tall I am.
No, but thanks for noticing how tall I am.
Freemartins are tall. Its all they got going for them, really.
Freemartins are tall. Its all they got going for them, really.
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