God, don't tell 'em about razor blades or box cutters.
God, don't tell 'em about razor blades or box cutters.
Once they discover you can stab someone w/ a screwdriver the end times have come.
Once they discover you can stab someone w/ a screwdriver the end times have come.
I have serious concerns about glass, too. You could cut yourself. Or others ... we should register that shit and make sure we do thorough background checks on all the freaks trying to buy it. There should also be restrictions on how much glass anyone can have in their possession. No one needs a ten pack of wine glasses!
I have serious concerns about glass, too. You could cut yourself. Or others ... we should register that shit and make sure we do thorough background checks on all the freaks trying to buy it. There should also be restrictions on how much glass anyone can have in their possession. No one needs a ten pack of wine glasses!
I've picked glass out of my foot but I've had paper cuts that hurt worse. If you were a real progressive you'd help me ban books.
I've picked glass out of my foot but I've had paper cuts that hurt worse. If you were a real progressive you'd help me ban books.
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