Seems like a dying elderly person wouldn't be wasting much of their available time reading this kind of drivel. This headline proves that yes, you can make this shit up.

If I found out tomorrow that I was dying, I'm pretty sure that the last thing I would want to see is Muellers report. Instead, I'd like to see him investigated for not preventing 9/11 when he was FBI director, and chose to ignore agent reports of Middle East men in flight classes learning how to fly, but not to land. How fucked up that man's mind must be.