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You may as well make up your mind now to only marry an actual unicorn

Both are equally as likely to be found out in the "wild"

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I don't have a lot of requirements, only that she be 18, virgin, no tatts/piercings/abortions/drugs/alcohol/tobacco issues, looks like Liz Taylor did at her age, and she MUST be a ballerina. Oh, and she must enjoy giving foot rubs.

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Prepare to die alone

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I lived alone, I will die alone.