Bro... its a bong gun, i need it for the watch.
That's Captain Bro, Private... and you already used that excuse last week. Turn your bong in at the bongary, then immediately arm yourself at the armory and go relieve the soldier on watch, I can see him doing the piss-pants dance from all the way down here!
I didnt get recruited into this company for my obedience. Im bringin my damn bong.
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