Lived there, it's a parking lot of sprawl from coast to coast. It's where all the people trying to escape go so there is no sense of community. Everyone wears hats of their favorite teams back home and it's all about boomer convenience of having a walmart/cvs/publics a quarter mile in every direction. It's especially crowded when you get anywhere near the water. The sun at that latitude is like a white blow torch and if you are anything less than cuban colored skin the sun feels like bee stings on your skin.
What an accurate description for a Florida brochure
Dont forget the fucking sand fleas, roaches and palmetto bugs oh and scorpions lots of nigs and lots of kikey fuckin kikerman plus if you need to get out easy choke points. List goes on and on
Hard not to forget when it is everywhere.
you forgot the humidity. In the summer after a thunderstorm the sun comes out and it feels like someone threw a hot, wet blanket over you.
- Warm afternoon hot piss showers of August on an already a sweltering day.
- Nov.-April. invasion of Jew Yorkers, Jersey Jews full of hatred acting like royalty
- Driving proudly slow in the left lane, On highways the speeding lane is right of middle lane
- Traffic Intersections every 200 yards
- 50% of the Billboards in Spanish, 90% around Miami
- Deep South Resentment They Hold A Grudge for Decades
- Draining and Filling of Wetland Swamps for Condo Communities
- Claiming ownership of the word Bubba
- 70 year old neighbors that want to swing with you and hate you when you reject them
- Locals that make zero eye contact and always looking down
- Seeing the same people in lame retail jobs for over a decade
- Gridlock traffic around endless strip malls and dying indoor malls
- Scientologists buying up city blocks
- Having the windows closed with the AC on year round
2, 3, 13, 14. Fuckin A! Ill never forget one old NY jew that was berating the cashier in publix because his gallon jug of cheap wine rang up 10 cents more than he thought it should. i took a quarter out of my pocket and bounced it down the grocery chute at him and told him to keep the change. HE DID! Oh! and the snowbirds that step right in front of you in line! Like they dont have lines where theyre from?
lots of niggers too. on the bright side 10% of the population carries guns.
That's a deal breaker for me. Niggers, just when you think they are dead. You realize that they just smell that way all the time and worse when they actually do die.
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