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Fuck California, especially San Francisco. Can't wait for the big one to come and flush them into the Pacific.

Fuck California, especially San Francisco. Can't wait for the big one to come and flush them into the Pacific.

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[–] • 3 pts

When I was a kid I'd use those to try and see how high i could fling them with the spring-back until one of my parents would tell me to stop, then I'd pick them all up off the table and try to use five or six of them in my drink at once

[–] • 0 pt

Yeah, that sounds about right.

[–] • 3 pts

Those are still legal in California so long you do not load them with plastic straws.

Paper straws wrapped in plastic only.

[–] • 1 pt

I loaded mine with .50BMG cartridges

[–] • 1 pt

Flushing them into the Pacific?! Do you want all Pacific sea life to catch AIDS or something?!!?!

[–] • 1 pt

The nips already irradiated the fucker, as far as I'm concerned its lost to humanity.

[–] • 1 pt

They're trying to make GODZIRU real!!!

[–] • 1 pt

I can't wait to see that fucker bash The Forbidden City to shit.

[–] • 1 pt

What are you talking about??!! That thing isn't illegal, faggot! Although, there is a 10 day waiting period...

[–] • 1 pt

before looking at picture

I dunno probably life in prison. Straws are illegal in commifornia after White girls created rape,drug detecting straws

[–] • 1 pt

Oh damn, thats right, I remember the coincidental timing of that. Fucking california. Can't wait for Arizona Bay to become a reality.

[–] • 1 pt

Because killing trees is better than drilling for oil. Somehow.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Is it against the law to knock the Earth out of orbit? What would they come after you with (justice system)?

[–] • 0 pt

Wow. "Starting January 1, 2019, full-service restaurants in California were required to only provide plastic straws upon request. The state-wide law does not apply to fast-food restaurants, delis, coffee shops, and other non-full-service restaurants." So the work-around is to ask for plastic straws and risk getting the dirty looks, nasty comments, youtube posts about you and possible doxxing depending on how badly the leftist SJWs are looking for someone to attack for non-conforming behavior

[–] • 0 pt

I'm waiting for California to ban disposable face masks. What about the sea turtles?