It's all the Epicurean Dilemma, but instead of God, place Trump.
“God,” he says, “either wishes to take away evils, and is unable; or He is able, and is unwilling; or He is neither willing nor able, or He is both willing and able.”
Trump wants to disown the juice but doesn't because he cannot; or Trump could disown the juice but doesn't because he wants them here; or he is unwilling AND unable, or he totally can but just doesn't.
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