Happy Hanukkah

How the Hall of cost was born

Writer1: I imagine that jews were murdered by Germans.

Writer2: Let's use the term Nazi, that way we can shift who nazis are.

W1: For the time being, we'll claim Germans are the Nazis.

W2: The Nazis murder jews in death camps.

W1: jews are put into big rooms. Let's call them ovens. I'm leaning towards blowing flames at them.

W2: No. Gas is better, it won't burn the building down, people can imagine seeing piles of dead bodies. The mental effect is better. Also, people can imagine the gassing and then trying to breathe and crawling on top of each other.

W1: Then we need to bury the bodies. Where do we say the bodies are? How many bodies?

W2: Yea, ok, let's claim the bodies were transported to fields where the bodies were burned. Then the bones are buried. I'm thinking a scary number like 6 million.

W1: Won't people ask to exhume the areas to verify?

W2: Yes, of course. But we'll claim antisemitism and start calling the doubters Nazis and haters. Before that happens, you and I will write a long painful parable describing the plight of the jews. We'll create memorials with names, dates and numbers. We'll recruit other writers to create movies about war and Hitler. At some point we'll establish a history channel called "H": a double entendre that could mean History or Hitler.

W1: Brilliant! But how will we pay for all of this?

W2: We won't. At first Germany will pay. Later, as the parable picks up critical mass, we'll start blaming denizens of other countries by claiming they tacitly helped Hitler by not stopping him.

W1: For instance, Poland. Because there is a nazi death camp inside Poland, we can implicate the entire Polish population. All we need to do is rename it as a Polish concentration camp.

W2: You're learning!

W1: Museums! We'll put museums into white majority countries. The denizens of each country will gladly support such a noble cause. In the museums, we'll repeat the same parable. Of course, they will be run by us. This way every white person can feel our pain.

W2: Schools. We need to ensure our parable is taught to young scholl children all over the world.

W1: Is this achievable?

W2: Not only achievable, but we won't have to lift a finger except to call people antisemitic white supremacists.

W1: Oh, you forgot the media.

W2: Not a problem.

W1: Huh?

W2: We own it.

This calls for another tax payer funded holocaust museum!!

I just want to say, your username reminds me of an old youtube channel that used to make videos in the 2010s.

"Hide the chicken, the knee grows are commin'"