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Listen you stupid goyim

Wouldn't it be better if instead of RIPs (which sounds more like you're paying respects to a dead relative), we had a point system that was backed by a federally-chartered private entity that made sure the value of your internet points wouldn't fluctuate too much or too little. Trust me, fellow poalerites and PMYB2, "points given" is a much better system than RIPs, and we -ahem- a trusted regulatory institution would oversee all this for the public benefit.

Why do you need to be able to physically hold the internet points in your hand? Are you dumb cattle not capable of abstraction? Obviously isn't, but I'll at least give him that RIPs doesn't sound as gay as the other ideas.

Listen ^^you ^^^stupid ^^^^goyim Wouldn't it be better if instead of RIPs (which sounds more like you're paying respects to a dead relative), we had a point system that was backed by a federally-chartered private entity that made sure the value of your internet points wouldn't fluctuate too much or too little. Trust me, fellow poalerites and PMYB2, **"points given"** is a much better system than RIPs, and ~~we~~ -ahem- a trusted regulatory institution would oversee all this for the public benefit. Why do you need to be able to physically hold the internet points in your hand? Are you ^^^dumb ^^^cattle not capable of abstraction? Obviously @picman isn't, but I'll at least give him that RIPs doesn't sound as gay as the other ideas.

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I hear your appeal and I have to say I can't seem to remember the 6 gorrillion right now. Remind me, why we need a regulatory entity?

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W-What? This kind of holocaust denial won't be tolerated on this board. You'll be hearing from my lawyer and I'm reporting your name to the ADL and the SPLC. I swear I'll pull every string I have to make your life hell unless we adopt a "points given" system to manage the dangerous and unpredictable Real Internet Points currency.

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I encourage you to do so. I'm sure they will know right where to find me. RIP currency is stable and I invite you to prove me wrong.

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DELET THIS.

Your own right hand man by the way. And it's definitely not just because we threatened to ruin his reputation and livelihood behind the scenes.