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Listen you stupid goyim

Wouldn't it be better if instead of RIPs (which sounds more like you're paying respects to a dead relative), we had a point system that was backed by a federally-chartered private entity that made sure the value of your internet points wouldn't fluctuate too much or too little. Trust me, fellow poalerites and PMYB2, "points given" is a much better system than RIPs, and we -ahem- a trusted regulatory institution would oversee all this for the public benefit.

Why do you need to be able to physically hold the internet points in your hand? Are you dumb cattle not capable of abstraction? Obviously isn't, but I'll at least give him that RIPs doesn't sound as gay as the other ideas.

Listen ^^you ^^^stupid ^^^^goyim Wouldn't it be better if instead of RIPs (which sounds more like you're paying respects to a dead relative), we had a point system that was backed by a federally-chartered private entity that made sure the value of your internet points wouldn't fluctuate too much or too little. Trust me, fellow poalerites and PMYB2, **"points given"** is a much better system than RIPs, and ~~we~~ -ahem- a trusted regulatory institution would oversee all this for the public benefit. Why do you need to be able to physically hold the internet points in your hand? Are you ^^^dumb ^^^cattle not capable of abstraction? Obviously @picman isn't, but I'll at least give him that RIPs doesn't sound as gay as the other ideas.

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No, no, NO. What are you, dense? Why are you not getting this? Your RIPs are unsafe because they're at the mercy of unpredictable supply and demand factors. What if someone suddenly discovered a large supply of RIPs and flooded the market with them? Unregulated RIPs are UNSAFE. Think of the children!

Bottom line: you need to give your RIPs to us -ahem- a trusted regulatory agency that will issue you a "points given" note equal to the value of one RIP in return. That's the only way for us to have a safe and controlled market. [rubs hands]

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Right, then what happens when your benevolent agency decides to get rid of all the physical RIPs backing the "points given" note?

What if I want to redeem my note for a Real Internet Point? Who do I go to? Who do I call?

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In light of this dangerous and hateful message being spread across this site, I see no other option but to appeal directly to authority to put a stop to this madness. I demand "points given" be the official internet points currency of Poal. Anything less would be anti-semitism (which is no doubt what's motivating ). Think of the 6 gorillion, Boobs.

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I hear your appeal and I have to say I can't seem to remember the 6 gorrillion right now. Remind me, why we need a regulatory entity?

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

Typical. Run to those weilding the power to silence the voice of the people!

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What would you even need a RIP for in our modern society? It's 2018! The "points given" notes are just as good, much easier to transport, and harder to fake. What are you some kind of doomsday prepper conspiracy theorist? Go back to your bunker and stop warning the other goyim fearmongering.