I must be lucky in my choice of friends. I only have two who use Alexa and they shut it off when I come over because they know I'm going to fuck with it.
"Hey Alexa, what's the penalty for child molestation in New York?"
"Hey Alexa, what's the current street price of a kilo of cocaine?"
Etc.
I must be lucky in my choice of friends. I only have two who use Alexa and they shut it off when I come over because they know I'm going to fuck with it.
"Hey Alexa, what's the penalty for child molestation in New York?"
"Hey Alexa, what's the current street price of a kilo of cocaine?"
Etc.
'Dear Alexa, why did Cuties give me a boner?'
'Dear Alexa, why did Cuties give me a boner?'
Lmfao, great minds think alike.
"Okay Google, what are some good home remedies for genital warts?"
"Okay Google, how do I hide a dead body?"
"Okay Google, how do I buy drugs from the dark web?"
Lmfao, great minds think alike.
> "Okay Google, what are some good home remedies for genital warts?"
> "Okay Google, how do I hide a dead body?"
> "Okay Google, how do I buy drugs from the dark web?"
Excellent ideas, all of them.
Excellent ideas, all of them.
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