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[–] • 5 pts

I don't know anyone who is OK with letting Elon put a chip in their head.

[–] • 4 pts

I literally heard a former friend say "It will be like Alexa but it will be able to just read my thoughts!" My horrified reaction and the resulting conversation was the start of the end of our friendship.

[–] • 3 pts

I must be lucky in my choice of friends. I only have two who use Alexa and they shut it off when I come over because they know I'm going to fuck with it.

"Hey Alexa, what's the penalty for child molestation in New York?"
"Hey Alexa, what's the current street price of a kilo of cocaine?"

Etc.

[–] • 1 pt

'Dear Alexa, why did Cuties give me a boner?'

[–] • 1 pt

Lmfao, great minds think alike.

"Okay Google, what are some good home remedies for genital warts?"
"Okay Google, how do I hide a dead body?"
"Okay Google, how do I buy drugs from the dark web?"

[–] • 0 pt

I am so long as it also gives me super brains

[–] [deleted] • 4 pts

Because Elon is Jesus, duhhh!!

He's so great and woke and awesome and woke and shit.

People who support this guy are foolish.

[–] • 3 pts

In the words of George Carlin "Well, at least he's honest"

[–] • 0 pt

In the words of Kanye West "Well, I'd rather be a dick than a swallower."

[–] • 2 pts

I don’t get it either. The only thing I can think of is Musk hasn’t/isn’t suspected of being diabolically evil...yet.

[–] • 0 pt

Why do they allow him to be rich and be a part of the system, then? He's no threat to anybody who's currently in power, that's why. And there's a reason why he's no threat.

[–] • 0 pt

I don't think he was willingly allowed into the system. That 90s tech bubble created lots of millionaires.

[–] • 1 pt

What makes sex not rape? Consent.

[–] • 0 pt

for real fuck Elon he's just as bad.