Ok sorry to burst your bubble, but you know those are comedians right? You should get your news from a reputable source like CNN or the HuffingtonPost. In fact I just saw the other day our beloved Anderson Cooper braving deep flood waters to report on a Nessie sighting!!!! Talking about the bleeding edge of news! LOL!
My girlfriend doesn't like me watching hard-hitting news like that because she says it makes me too moody and defiant. Still, I don't understand why she lets her sexual boyfriend Tyrone watch real news, but he's his own man plus that's none of my business. But she says that because I'm her emotional boyfriend I have a certain role to fulfill. What were we talking about?
Oh yeah, I mean my GF has multiple partners who are all ethnic minorities of course!, but I am the real boyfriend because I'm the one who holds her as she falls asleep. I've learned that sex is a social construct invented by men to control women and my woman has taught me that I don't need it......
Man when I read shit like that, it really scares me for the future of our race. More for us I guess?!?!
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